This Old Dude Absolutely Dominating The Diving Board At His Local Pool Is The Official MVP Of Summer '23
What a beast.
Anybody can show up to the pool on a Saturday afternoon and rip a few can openers before calling it a day. A can opener here, a cannonball there, maybe even a lemon drop if you're feeling silly.
But the fact that our guy over here put in an entire routine? Ol' boy dominated that diving board the entire afternoon. He was on demon time. Front flips, back flips, corkscrews, fish out of water, a couple bellyflops for all the boys and girls back home. I haven't seen anyone put up those types of numbers in years. There was a tsunami warning every time he stepped up on the board. This fella was putting on a clinic out there.
That's how you make the most out of your summer. I know we still have a couple weeks left, but I'm ready to call it now. MVP race is locked up.